Malta Jokes
The Republic of Malta is made of 3 main islands in the middle of the Mediterranean sea. The bigger island is 27km long and 13km wide. The total area is around 246Km-squared. There live less than 400,000 people with their own unique language, culture, history and currency.
I am dedicating this page to jokes about Malta. Don't get me wrong, I Love Malta.... But it's so tiny.... So if you have any "Malta is so tiny that..." jokes or other Malta related jokes... please send them here.
I am currently living in Australia and a few mates of mine have come up with the funniest teaser jokes about Malta... It's a pity I can't remember any... I've been asked if we have electricity in Malta, I've been asked if we have McDonalds, I've been asked if I know everyone on the island so many times... If you have similar experiences or teaser jokes please send them through and I'll share them here.
5th January 2007 - What is Lawrence Gonzi, Prime Minister of the Republic of Malta, doing in Lancashire? Or is that not him? Maybe he's too busy and sent his bad impersonator. What a blooper by this online newspaper. See for yourself:
21st September 2006 - It's Independence day in malta today; the Sultan of Oman was kind enough to send greetings to the president of Malta, Dr Eddie Fenech Adami, or shall I say, Dr Eddie Fank! See below:
15th Feb 2006 - Today they asked me if we know about Pamela Anderson in Malta. They also asked me if we have strip clubs and if we have buck's nights. Of course we do!
25th Feb 2006 - Yes Sylvia, we have lightning in Malta. :)
The following is a joke submitted by David, a Maltese living abroad, in Canada:
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. He says, "I clocked you going at 130 kilometers an hour." The driver says, "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 85. Perhaps your radar needs re-calibrating." Not looking up from her magazine, the man's wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear - you know very well this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer makes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and says, "Can't you be quiet for once?" His wife smiles and says, "You should be thankful the radar detector under the dash went off when it did." As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector, the man fumes at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Please, don't say another word. I mean it!" The officer frowns and says, "I notice you're not wearing a seat belt sir. That's an automatic $275 fine." The man says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on but I took it off when you stopped me so I could get my license out of my back pocket." His wife interrupts. "Now dear, you know very well that you never wear your seat belt when you're driving this car." Now the officer makes out a third ticket, and the man turns to his wife and yells, "Why don't you just shut up right now!" The officer looks at the wife and says, "Does your husband always talk to you this way ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no," she says, "only when he's drinking ..."
